House of How

Shadows lengthen as your torchlight grows dim. The summer camp counselor’s shaky voice pleads, “Don’t worry, we just have to get back to the cabin…” The woods can hide so many... Read More

The clouds on Mount Olympus part, the chorus and muses begin their song and a new myth is spun on the loom of fate - with you as the weaver! Recreate Perseus’ fight with Medusa... Read More

NEW GAME Jack in to the grid: a digital frontier filled with circuits of beauty, danger, and wonder. Race cybercycles, face off in the neon arena, and de-rez your opponents.... Read More

Smoke from burning villages rises to the top of the page, the feudal countryside needs a hero, which is where you draw yourself! Wield a katana, put on your ancestral armor and... Read More

It’s the biggest score of your life, the heist of the century! There’s just one catch, and no it’s not the armed guards, security dogs, or high tech security system, those are... Read More

Six shooters and rodeos, silver stars and ranchers, the wild west comes to life in this brand new, larger than life series! Wrangle cattle, lasso bulls, and at high noon come down... Read More

Have you ever wanted to float on the breeze, fly among flowers and trees, see the world with wonder? Emerge from your cocoon and let each wing breathe, become a butterfly! Moths... Read More

Kung Fu masters, cyborg ex military, demon warlords and muay thai experts, they’ve all come to claim the title king of fighters! Choose your style: jiu jitsu, wrestling, boxing,... Read More

This sorbet shop has turned from ice cream social to dripping battleground where only one dessert will survive! Berry bonanza banzai blasts the gummy bears into a frosted... Read More

WARNING. 9 dangerous SCP are on the loose. Engage only with extreme caution. CC-BY-SA

The necromancer has made some new friends! Who says it’s hard to raise a family in this economy? They aren’t all numb skulls and chuckleheads, this gutless gang is giving helping... Read More

SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height. Through testing, composition of the subject revealed no unusual qualities that make it discernible from a... Read More

There’s a new mob in town, and this deep dish deliciousness is ready to play! Do more than just set up and knock them down, these pizza dominos are sizzling with cheesy potential.... Read More

These pandas may not be drawn to scale, but they’re still adorable! Business panda “paws-itively” hates Mondays, fancy panda loves the smell of fresh cut bamboo, and biker panda... Read More

The tournament of streamers is about to begin: shooters, fighting games, dance competitions, team survival and of course OSU is all on center stage! Boot up, drop in and face off... Read More

In these unprecedented times it’s important to look at the big picture. Take a step back, does it look any better? No? Maybe take a bigger step back. What’s that? It’s worse? Well... Read More

More than childish stories, the merfolk, merrow, selkies and sirens have captivated the imaginations of sailors, lighthouse operators, and sea side residents for as long as the... Read More

Here at Cartoon Robotics we make wacky, animated androids out of the nuts and bolts of everyday material. Toaster bot will bend over backward for a bagel, D.B. Computer loves... Read More

If you’re reading this it means you actions have not gone unnoticed. Congratulations, you’re in. Welcome to the deep web’s version of the ivy league, our students shape the world... Read More

Contains SCP-106, 2901, 303, 3199, 682, and Speaker/Loud Heads. Top Secret. Resist. CC-BY-SA

Welcome to the island! Whether you’re a ram who loves to work out, a bee that tends a gorgeous flower garden, an otter who collects sea shells or a fashion forward deer there’s... Read More

It’s your cake day! Your friends are coming over and you decide what to wear: an elegant suit, a cute dress, your pajamas? Presents need unwrapping, games need playing, and... Read More

[REDACTED] SCP-066,106,1499,966,035,049,096,1471,173,191,939. [REDACTED] one guard to contain them all. CC-BY-SA

Ripples and ribbits bubble the lily pads around the pond as a long legged amphibian festival gets underway! Cat tails sway to toad songs as frogs of every color, pattern and size... Read More

Combusting costumes, these cosplays are a fire hazard! The birch tree kid is burning, the gorilla suit smolders, flaming football players and blazing bonnets oh my! Which suit is... Read More

Once you cross the border the scorching sun takes on a different hue, roadrunners and coyotes blaze a trail and the saloon doors swing wide to reveal criminals, cowboys,... Read More

There’s been a jail break down at the pound! The birds have flown the cage, the cat’s out of the bag, and the cows have left the pasture. These 15 skins are more furry fugitives... Read More

When the lights go out in the city there is still a glow in the air, a pulsing prismatic glimmer that washes over the skyscrapers and streets in a wave of color. It’s a paradise... Read More

The world has changed, but the fire of revolution will never go out. The next generation is here, broken and scarred by technology and good intentions. Use your gifts for the... Read More

Tragedy can strike at any time: in the dead of winter, under full moon light, even in a suburban home. Try to relax with some calming drinks and a Scandinavian vacation! We’ve got... Read More

From deep beyond the milky way galaxy there shines an array of refracting hues that defy description. The most skilled weavers of light and designers of iridescence have taken the... Read More

When you’re walking down the street with all those normal skin packs and a new hot meme skin pack walks by… It’s a tale as old as time: girl holds hand with boy, boy looks at... Read More

GET OFF OF THERE! These fickle felines are shedding all over the place! Don’t throw up another hair ball, muffin, not on the dinner table! WHAT IS VEGETABLE? These heated humans... Read More

The deck is shuffled and the cards are dealt, are you an ace of spades, a queen of hearts, or just another joker? Stack ‘em high with a new suit and cut the deck for good measure,... Read More

Fun fact: frogs can’t puke the way humans do, so instead they just take their whole insides and push them inside-out to empty their bellies. If amphibian vomit has you ready to... Read More

Show off a set of House of How skins made specifically for August 2020! As summer winds down, it's the perfect time to celebrate the last of the season with back to school... Read More

Hidden between the leaves a predator grips its shuriken, preparing to strike. The wise owl strikes silently, while the young turtle fights back with mutant strength! Kunai fly as... Read More

Pump up the palette of your outfit! Pulverize the pastels and pitch the patronizing, powerless paints. Muted tones are out! Rose colored glasses are one thing, but this fuchsia... Read More

Don’t sleep on the beats comin’ up through your feet, these MCs drop fire easy with no referee! Get the squad, hip hop hits bust rhymes with shock and awe. No common rhythm and... Read More

Hidden beneath the gentle waves of the cove, tangled in seaweed and wreathed in bubbles is an elegant mythical creature: the sea bear! Were you expecting something else? Sure the... Read More